Good morning President Obama, this is Prime Minister Livni of Israel. I apologize for waking you but there is a matter of the upmost urgency that must be discussed immediately.
Our intelligence service recently confirmed that Iran is now capable of assembling and deploying a functioning nuclear warhead. We have concluded that our very survival as a nation and a race depends upon eliminating this threat. Accordingly, I have ordered the Israeli Defense Forces to launch an immediate full scale attack.
As we speak, our aircraft are already underway. They are overflying Jordan, and will be over Iraqi airspace within 15 minutes. We will be stationing airborne refueling tankers over Iraq, so that our strike aircraft can refuel on the way to the target and then again on the way home.
Mr. President, I have given my pilots the following instructions. First of all, any aircraft that are damaged and unable to make it home will attempt to land in territory controlled by you, meaning your airbase in Qatar or the airfields you control in Iraq. Second of all, any foreign aircraft or ground forces which attempt to shoot down our fighters or tankers, or in any way interfere with our mission...whether they be Iranian, Iraqi, Jordanian OR American...will be treated as enemy combatants and dealt with accordingly. Mr President, the survival of my nation depends upon the success of this mission, and if we must engage your aircraft as well as those of the enemy we will have no choice but to do so.
And finally, Mr President, I must alert you to the fact that...should you attempt to intercept our strike aircraft or deny them the airspace to refuel in...or should our mission fail for any reason to completely eliminate the Iranian threat...I have held in reserve one full squadron of F-16's, each equipped with 2 thermonuclear gravity bombs, whose mission it will be to ensure the survival of our nation no matter what the consequences might be. The weapons have been armed, and the release codes have been issued to the pilots. On my order, they will destroy Damascus, Beirut, Riyahd, Tehran, and any remaning Iranian nuclear or military facilities that were able to survive our initial attack. Another squadron of nuclear-armed aircraft will remain on alert status with target packages for Russia to deter any Russian retaliatory strikes against us. I must ask you at this time, Mr. President, to either join us or at least give me your word that our aircraft will be granted safe passage across the Iraqi airspace you control. Mr President, as we speak our aircraft are entering that airspace....and in less than 40 minutes they will cross the Iranian frontier and begin their attack run. I need your answer right now, President Obama...do you stand with us?"
The ending?
So Israel initiates a nuclear war with Iran. Becuase Israel is afraid Iran will destroy Israel if Iran has a nuclear weapon. Then Israel drops nuclear bombs, Damascus, Beirut, Riyahd, Tehran. Expanding their war with the Arab world. Then Israel is worried about a Russian response so it's about to bomb Russian with nuclear weapons.
The Russian nuclear response to Israel is the Russian launch their land based ICBMs or the submarine based ICBMs. Then Israeli prime minister will call Obama the Russian attacked us, You must respond with a nuclear strike of your own.
Respone one: Obama response, "NO, you Israel launched pre-emptive attack on Iran with nuclear weapons. Then you Israel attack, Syria, Saudi, Lebanon. Then the Russians respond with a nuclear strike on your nation. Now, you expect me to come to your aid, and risk the lives of the American people to save your nation."
Response two: How many American citzens would be yes lets support Israel? I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and say the majority.
The story continues. It's 4 a.m. American launchs nuclear a few hundered ICBM,s at Russia. America's missile shield is active awaits Russian response. 4:05 a.m. Missile shield operators incoming land base Russian ICBMs. 300 incoming Russian missiles. 4:15 a.m. Missile shield operators 50 Russian submarine launched ICBM's. General incharge at Missile shield, calls Obama, 4:16 a.m. Mr. President. We have 300 land based ICBM's and 50 submarine launched ICBM's inbound. Missile shield operator, "General, the russian missiles the warhead it's fragmenting." 4:16a.m. General "Mr. President the Russians fired missiles equipped with MIRV's." Mr. President "General whats a MIRV's." General "Mr. President it's missile equipped with muliple warheads 5 wardheads at minimum attached to each missile. The main wardhead the cradle holds five nuclear warheads. The cradle fragments in the ionosphere releases 5 nuclear warheads. Then each of warhead is independently targeted at a US city or Military base." 4:17a.m. Mr. President. "General are you saying there is a minimum of 1750 incoming nuclear warheads which are independently targeted at US base or city, at this moment." General "Yes, Mr. President I am"
Mr. President" General where is the missile shield?" 4:18 a.m. Mr. President the missile shield is designed to target only one missile with one warhead. We can't target 1750 warheads." 4:19 a.m. Obama. "General launch a full scale nuclear retaliatory strike at Russia." General. "Mr. President if we do this the Russians will launch a full scale strike of their own it's mutually assured destruction to both countries." Mr. President "General, yes I know its mutually assured destruction to both countires. However, I can't let Israel stand alone during this war even though Israel started this war." General "Yes, Mr. President I shall order a full nuclear strike against Russia. General issues commands to subordinates." 4:21a.m. Obama calls Israeli prime minister. "Mrs. Livni I have come to your aid and issued commands to my armed forces for a full nuclear strike against Russia. Because Russia attacked you for attacking Iran. Syria, Lebonon, Saudi Arabia." Mrs. Livni "Mr. Obama, a full nuclear strike against Russia, I don't think that was a wise decision. The Russians will respond with a full nuclear strike of their own against what left of your cites and military bases." Mr. Obama. "Mrs. Livni I had to show the Russians who they are messing with. 'midlife crisis plays in the background"http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9cMhZUSTtM'
Mrs. Livni "Mr. Obama I'm truely sorrry for the total destruction of your country. Becuase of my actions."
Then I awoke from my dream. Paying higher taxes.
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